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So you have really nice legs (;
um, thanks? lol i haven’t worked out in like a month though.
The movers are coming today with our stuff! Ahhh!
We get to sleep in our bed tonight
We will finally get our clothes!
We finally get to cook a meal at home and eat on a table!
I finally get to decorate our apartment with our wall decor and picture frames.
We’re going to have a “Paris Wall” hehe
Oh and can’t forget the part that I have off for two days! Woot woot :)
Have you ever been in a three way? ;)
yeah I was driving home from work yesterday and the line split into two other ones and idk man it was really confusing
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:
TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS
I MEAN HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.
IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.
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